Hey guise. This is a small guide on how to become a /b/tard,

First things first. You need to know how to troll. Trolling requires intelligence with combine profanity. If you can really piss people off with words. You are already good at it.

In order to seem like an oldfag, troll topics that do not seem like /b/. Remember, /b/ is supposed to be the asshole of the internet. If it doesn't look bad, or there are threads such as "give me advice" or" rate me" Troll these threads with your best ability. Epic win will be acheived.

If you are totally new, check out Encyclopedia Dramatica. This is basically /b/ in a wiki. Here you can find everything you need to know from meme's to popular phrases such as TITS OR GTFO.

If you decide to make a thread, follow oldfag procedure. Make it OC. Don't word it in a newfaggish way. Make yourself sound like a troll, therefore people will not take you seriously and contribute.

If you post in a topic and cant find your post, Its because when you post it resets you to the main page. By putting noko in the e-mail field, you will stay in the topic.

If you see a topic that you want to post, but would like to se it die, put sage in the e-mail field and post your troll. The thread won't be bumped so less people will find it.

Do not samefag. /b/tards are pretty good at figureing out who is samefagging. If you make a thread, do not agree with yourself. You can bump it though. If you bump it, don't just put bump, use "bump for justice" or "bump for lulz".

If you create a thread in which no picture is needed, post a picture of tits. Tits always attract /b/tards and you will not get the "tits or gtfo" message. Also dub the pic as unrelated at the end of your post.

If you get trolled, try to reverse troll. Tell the said troll off by using his flaws against him. Or just tell him he is a faggot. Both work.

If you need to practice trolling, go on Omegle. Omegle is a anonymous chat program in which you have no identity. It randomly sets you up with a random stranger and you are free to say/do anything. If epic win is acheived, start an omegle thread on 4chan. /b/ loves omegle.

Cats are the symbol of /b/. There is a day for cats. This day is caturday, which is saturday. On this day, create or post in a caturday thread. Contribute "ihazcheeseburger" pics, or just random pics of cute cats.

Watch out for trap threads..

If you see a thread with a dude raging his ass off, do not reply. Its just a troll posting some old copypasta. Never take anyone serious on /b/. If someone is raging at /b/tards, its just a /b/tard trolling.

Moot is the admin, do not insult him, or bad things will happen.

Do not namefag/tripfag. You will isntantly be trolled. Only use anonymous. Use tripcode if you post some epic pics that go together. This way people will disregard other random pics.

If you find a "newfags cant triforce" thread, to try force type:

alt+32, alt+30 [enter] alt+30, alt+32, alt+30.

To green text type >(textgoes here)

To reply to a post click on the post number of the post. It will copy it to the text field.

EFG=Epic fail guy. He always fails no matter what. Never post a pic of EFG winning. Its like dividing by zero.

Never post a pic of someone who you claim is you, they will ask for timestamp.

If you see an epic combo thread, contribute. You will feel good.

Never, ever, ever break a combo. its like ruining all the lulz.

Word filters are set in place. The current word filters are:

penis, vagina, buttsecks, seven, 7, and peanut butter.

To bypass the seven press alt+0173 before the word. It should work.

If a post tells you to do something, never do it. 9/10 times its a javascript virus. Dont follow tinyurl links. Its like an heroing.

If you see an assload of the same posts.pics being spammed. Its a spam bot. theres nothing you can do, disregard it.

ED is the main source of epic pics. If you ever need an epic pic. Just go to ED.

Try and avoid roll threads. Anonymous demands that everyone delivers.

If you get a 1MGET be very proud. A GET is a combination of awesome numbers, or when the user delcares a number be the end of his post number,m and he gets it.

Doubles get is when 2 of the same numbers appear in your post. Same goes for triples, etc.

Dont post/contribute CP. It will 404 a thread.

Threads automatically 404 in about 10 minutes depending on aciveness. A small thread will 404 in about 5 minutes. This is due to the high demand of posts on /b/.

BOXXY IS A FAGGOT. Troll all boxxy threads. Its full of newfags that think she is queen of /b/. /b/ has no kind of leader.

Always remember. /b/ is not your friend, nor is your enemy. Always contribute and you will be noticed. Dont expect to get famous off /b/. Everyone is anonymous. No one is better than the other, unless your a newfag.

Follow the rules, dont be a faggot, and enjoy your stay.

Also, if /b/ is down, go to /x/ (paranormal) That is the backup /b/.

PROTIP: Majority of -iB are /b/tards in disguise. These rules are necessary to fit in.

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Bump for Justice!

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Copypasta is copypasta

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Bullshit, this is original content.

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Lies, you added a smile at end to emphasize that you did not copy and paste it >_>

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PSN: xLazySkiLLx
Old RS name: Skwis and Monk3y

Just ask Om he knows this is legit.

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I know its legit!

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

The only thing original was the protip.

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Sean I was the first to post Encyclopedia Dramatic shit on here >_>

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Oh sheesh y'all. 'Twas a dream.

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Proud to be a Silver Tigre.

rules 1 and 2...

WTF [KOR]Darkslayer?!?

Where you been past 2 1/2 years ?!?!

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ive been off the psp, but im still around. got an email from youtube saying strider asked me for a friend invite. went to his page, saw this link and made an account. and here we are. lol

Bak, wahat name did u go by in the days of KOR?

He is Strider.

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^Strider is me.

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Nice guide I guess. Maybe I am just out of the loop here (old fucker) as I didn't understand half of the terms/lingo.

Never really understood 4chan, but to each his own.

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^^^^^WANT FREE GAMES AND STUFF? CLICK HERE^^^^^

Newfag? I've been here all summer.

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PSN: xLazySkiLLx
Old RS name: Skwis and Monk3y

Ah, shouldve guessed lol

u always have had a different name for every game

omg skwis all summer?
the entire summer?

skwis is an oldfag now hes been here all summer.

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Newfag? Ive been here all day....

.. what's /b/? ..

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Cakes are for losers .. get a pie!

Fantasised is an UnknownPresence production ..
uP you go!

The random board on 4chan.

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I don't always suck dick, but when I do they call me OP.

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PSN: xLazySkiLLx
Old RS name: Skwis and Monk3y

wow that's too much. i normally don't even argue . i just say suk a dick or something.

like what that guy does^^

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Like It Jazzy

Gianni >_>

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Fucking newfags up in dis bitch

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